Beatrice

Beatrice was a professional smoker and walk-to-work-er.

Life
Beatrice worked at MilkLink as a professional smoker and walk-to-work-er. However Beatrice would often take the car to work, as to avoid the hungry wrath of Genus Bacon and his people carrier, refitted to only contain him and his morning meals.

Beatrice was known for her large nose and bitchy facial expressions. One several occasions a group of young, beautiful students at the nearby secondary school were choked by the fumes from her cancer sticks.

Death
Beatrice died in 2008, after inhaling a whole pack of Marlboro Reds.

There have been several conspiracy theories involving Beatrice's death. The most commonly believed theory involves Pam assassinating Beatrice with a large Toblerone. This apparently involves Pam throwing the Toblerone at Beatrice's car, causing it to hurtle dow, the High Street in a fiery ball of nougat.